Well
I don’t give a fuck about any of you or anything because I’ve decided I’m better off being a royal cunt. Toodaloo mothafuckas
It would be so nice
If I had some chocolate chip cookies. And some hot tea, because mine went cold.
It would be so nice if my boyfriend wasn’t asleep.
It would be so nice if Little Vance didn’t smell like a toilet.
It would be so nice if winter was over and I could feel the sun again.
It would be so nice if these damn colleges could let me know what’s up.
It would be so nice if I wasn’t at the doctor every other day.
It would be so nice if I didn’t let one person reduce me to shit, which I NEVER do.
But….
I’m laying in my bed, next to my sweet sweet boyfriend who I adore. I have a full box of tissues. I’m laying on a heating pad so I don’t freeze. I’m warm and I’m comfy and I’m happy.
And it is so nice.
Do me a favor,
If we haven’t talked in a while, and we left off on bad terms- just stay the fuck away from me. At this point in my life I have no interest in reuniting with you, no interest in being your best friend, no interest in patching things up before I leave, nothing. I am happy with who I have. I ama happy with who I know. Your presence in my life will literally make no difference. Nothing. Stay the fuck away.
I just have something to say
I think feminism is a crock of shit. I don’t want to fight for my rights because I’m a woman. I want to fight for my rights because I’m a human being. I don’t want to empower women because they’re women, and I do not want to be empowered because I am a woman. I want to be empowered because I am a human being. I am a human being with a soul. There are undeniable fundamental differences between man and woman. However, regardless of physical traits, we are all fucking human beings and we all have souls.
I don’t think you’re soul is any better than mine, and I don’t think my soul is any better than yours.
I don’t deserve anything because I am a woman.
I deserve because I am a human being.
The best of 2011 (according to me)
OFWGKTA: Yep. I said it. Odd Future. What makes the Golf Wang Hooligans great is the fact that they’re shitting all over society. They are satirizing society and nobody even realizes it. Odd Future is a message, in themselves: You can’t say anything without offending anybody. People get SO worked up over Odd Future, when they don’t even realize that OF is showing people what they really SHOULD be getting upset about. Because in today’s world, you can’t say shit and you can’t do shit without offending somebody. You wanna be offended? Go listen to Odd Future. They’ll show you how stupid you are raising over somebody who isn’t completely politically correct, when there are people like OF out there. And aside from that, they’ve got the fucking sickest beats I’ve heard in a long time.
The Occupy Movement: What I love about Occupy is that it shows that people have not become completely apathetic. Whether I agree with everything this movement about is irrelevant, although I do support it. I feel honored to have actually gone to Zucotti Park before it was evacuated. Realistically, it will take a while before anything comes out of the movement. But it’s the fact that there’s a fucking movement going on that amazes and inspires me. Rage on.
My Job: I don’t really have much to say here. I have a good job. I’m paid well. I get good hours. I work with good people. I like my job. It’s probably the best thing to happen to me personally in 2011.
“Undun” by the Roots: The Roots are an important band with important things to say. This album is a story, and it’s an incredible one at that. What I love is that this band is full of music snobs. Not only are they headed by an incredible lyricist, but they’re also headed by an insane musician. They put just as much effort into their lyrics as they do the music behind it. That’s why I love the Roots, and that’s why I love this album.
The Legalization of Gay Marriage in New York: I find it fucking ridiculous that it’s about to be 2012 and people are still fighting for the right to marry. I find it even more ridiculous that marriage is defined by the Bible. Regardless, I’m happy that a state as important as New York legalized it. Love is love, and that’s all there is to it.
The Uprising of People Admitting to Their Use of Marijuana: Look. All I want is for weed to be legalized. The more people admit they’re hitting the bong, the stronger the argument gets to legalize. It’s about damn time people stop acting like it’s such a shameful thing.
The Repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”: Why the fuck should people have to hide who they are?
Adele: People, in general, have shitty taste in music. There are people, a lot of people, who genuinely believe Jennifer Lopez can sing. So this is where I stand. An amazing vocalist is an amazing vocalist. They’re rare. Adele is a great. She’s untouchable at this point. So to me, it’s fucking amazing that she’s a huge radio hit. I’m happy the world is getting a taste of good music. Good for you, Adele. Hell yeah.
The People Trying to Get the Republican Nomination for President: They’re all fucking morons. They’re all extremists, with the exception of Mitt Romney, who is far too moderate (at least for a Republican) to ever get the nomination. Realistically, to a typical conservative prick, these people seem great. To the rest of America, they seem fucking crazy. And this is what makes them great. They suck so fucking much that they don’t have a shot in hell at taking Obama out of office.
That’s all I got.
